-- Log started at Mon Jul 19 10:48:08 2010 by Narrator
<Nova> [Oh gosh I'm surrounded by stupid boys] 
* Narrator Welcome to the bar! It is called The Crossing Da- wait
* Narrator This is not the bar.
* Narrator This is a big dome that Faust, Nova, Tarnation and Ell were just dragged into randomly
<Nova> ...
* Narrator Malivaris in space suits are running around frantically
* Narrator The four find themselves being quickly pushed towards what looks like an escape pod on the wall
<Nova> Oh gosh, what's wrong?
<Ell> 06Whatever this is, looks exciting!
<Faust> Oh gods look at their little limbs flail around
<Faust> I'm gonna throw up
<Narrator> "DON'T QUESTION US WE ARE PRESSED FOR TIME"
<Tarnation> !!
<Faust> ...eeeh?
* Narrator The group is stopped outside of the pod, a malivari with the text "Delta" hovering above it in the way
<Tarnation> THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
* Narrator is now known as DeltaSuitVari
<DeltaSuitVari> Due to inconveniences regarding funds this pod only has three seats
* Nova that sounds like a good name for a cat
<Nova> ...
<DeltaSuitVari> which one of you will be taking the emergency staircase to Flarivia
<Nova> Not it.
<Ell> 06Emergency staircase?
<DeltaSuitVari> Emergency staircase for emergencies
<DeltaSuitVari> such as only having three seats in an escape pod
<Ell> 06I guess I'll take it
<DeltaSuitVari> Okay then
<Faust> What
<Tarnation> ...
* DeltaSuitVari opens up a door, showing what looks like a staircase with some sort of bubble around it leading aaall the way down to that planet way over there
<Tarnation> Where the FUCK are we going?
* DeltaSuitVari That is Flarivia I am quite sure
<DeltaSuitVari> To Flarivia
<Ell> 06Alright!
<Nova> ... What?
<DeltaSuitVari> now could you please file into Transportation Pod Delta
<Nova> I-I thought that was tossed into the sun!?
* DeltaSuitVari enters the pod
* DeltaSuitVari The group, sans Ell, are pushed in after him
<Tarnation> What the shit would I get in for?
<Faust> Well whatever
* Faust is pushed along
<Tarnation> I don't even KNOW you!
<Tarnation> !
* Tarnation PUSHES BACK
* Nova is pushed in
<Faust> You guys are pretty funny looking
* DeltaSuitVari Inside is a very small and run-down looking pod with rusted seats and a cracked window
<Tarnation> DON'T FUCKIN' TOUCH ME CUNT
* DeltaSuitVari Tarnation is TACKLED INTO THE POD
<Nova> ...
<Tarnation> ;ASDIHF
* DeltaSuitVari He is then forcefully seatbelted in
* Tarnation makes a grab for one of the Varis subduing him
<Nova> We're supposed to go to Flarivia in ... this?
<Tarnation> GET BACK HERE YOU SHIT
* Ell puts on Pegasus Boots and the Dash Ring
<Nova> Why not just an actual portal?
<Tarnation> I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR CUTS AND HANG YOU UP BY 'EM
* Ell ZOOMS down the staircase
<Leo> [fuck yeah Group Camma \o/ ]
<Faust> Man you're fuckin loud 
<DeltaSuitVari> portals don't work because Lobrai has anti-portal fields
<DeltaSuitVari> TRUST US ON THAT ONE
<Tarnation> ...
<Leo> [BEST SEATS]
<Tarnation> Lobrai?
<Tarnation> The fuck is a Lobrai?
<Tarnation> Sounds like some BULLSHIT
* DeltaSuitVari 's "Delta" text suddenly flickers out
<DeltaSuitVari> ...
* DeltaSuitVari takes out a red cat doll and tapes it to his head
<DeltaSuitVari> anyway if you could fasten your seatbelts
* DeltaSuitVari The pod is launched.
<Nova> . . .
<Leo> [Oooooooh I see what you did there]
* Nova fastens
<Leo> [HEY ELDRED]
* Faust most definitely did not fasten any seatbelts
<Tarnation> ...
* Tarnation is already fastened in
* DeltaSuitVari Tarnation is forcefully fastened in
* DeltaSuitVari Nova barely makes it
* DeltaSuitVari Faust is thrown against the pod wall.
* DeltaSuitVari The force of Faust hitting the wall causes the pod to EXPLODE
<Faust> AGHKDSF
* DeltaSuitVari The various pieces just HURTLE towards Flarivia
<Faust> WHYWOULDITDOTHAT
<Nova> !!
<DeltaSuitVari> WE DID NOT PLAN AHEAD WHEN WE MADE GROUP CAMMA'S POD
<Leo> [Fuck yeah best pod]
<Tarnation> . . .
<Nova> T-this makes no sense!?
* DeltaSuitVari The various broken pod pieces and bargoers head through the atmosphere oh god it is hot
* DeltaSuitVari IMPACT
* Nova is oddly okay until the impact happens
* DeltaSuitVari The group has landed on Flarivia. You are all alive but probably covered in dust and ash and pain.
<Leo> [*Unsurprising development!*]
<Ell> 06[<Nova> Oh hey this is actually quite niGROUND]
* DeltaSuitVari You can see the staircase leading up to the dome you just left right next to you
* DeltaSuitVari Ell seems to have already made it down.
* Ell waves
* Faust is covered in debris and such
<Nova> ;~~~~~;
* Faust coughs out some wreckage
<Zeph> [Man Faust and Tarnation /should/ be friends. Both are ugly looking people with an affection for cursing, regenerative power,  and are "dim". The only thing seperating them is that Faust uses a sword and Tarnation is a street fighter.]
<Nova> I-I should've taken the stairs....
* Ell this is why we don't let Nova drive
* DeltaSuitVari sits up, adjusting the cat doll
<Ell> 06I saw shooting stars
<Faust> [Faust is breathtaking what are you talking about]
* Nova THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING LAZY NOVA
<Ell> 06I think you were one of them
* Tarnation tries to get out of his seat and buckle.
<Zeph> [Faustjunk]
* DeltaSuitVari Tarnation finds that his buckle is currently burning off.
<Tarnation> . . .
<Zeph> [TarnationxFaust is my new OTP]
<Tarnation> Fuckin' shit.
<DeltaSuitVari> right, well
<Tarnation> This shit's a piece of FUCKIN' DONKEY SHIT
<Ell> 06[Faust is the one who will melt Kalinka's icy heart]
* Faust gets up, hand still firmly clutching Faustmourne
<DeltaSuitVari> if you could please follow me to the Transportation Cannon
* Tarnation gets up out of his seat and attempts to exit the pod.
<Tarnation> The FUCK are we?
<Nova> ...
<Nova> Nnn
* DeltaSuitVari There is no pod left to exit. You are good.
<Nova> It hurts ....
<Faust> [Sexy]
<Nova> oAo
<Tarnation> ...
<Faust> aaagh
<Ell> 06Looks like Flarivia
<Faust> what are we doing 
* Nova tries to get up
* DeltaSuitVari begins heading onward
<Tarnation> I ain't followin' SHIT till you tell me where the fuck we are.
<DeltaSuitVari> We are going to send one of you lucky four to go fight Lobrai and stop him from taking over Flarivia with his giant laser cannon!
<Tarnation> . . .
* Nova does with quite a bit of difficulty.
<Nova> Ghk-
<Nova> ....
<Tarnation> One?
<DeltaSuitVari> Because you are TCD and basic TCD analysis suggests that A Problem + TCD = No Problem
<Tarnation> If you just needed ONE why the FUCK am I here?
<DeltaSuitVari> one giant laser cannon yes
<DeltaSuitVari> ...
<DeltaSuitVari> oh
<DeltaSuitVari> that
<Nova> ...
<DeltaSuitVari> well
<Faust> Guess that's me then, if you want the best chances 
<DeltaSuitVari> we decided to have our bases covered.
<Nova> ;-;
<Rock> [Back.]
<DeltaSuitVari> [sup Rock]
<Tarnation> ...
* Zeph Does DeltaSuitVari have the chart?
<DeltaSuitVari> ANYWAY
* DeltaSuitVari does not, that would require a budget
* Zeph or a copy of the chart anyways
<Leo> [Is it a flowchart?]
* Zeph maybe he pirated it
<Ell> 06Do you need a potion?
* DeltaSuitVari does not pirate charts
* Tarnation scratches his arms and starts walking after DeltaSuitVari. ". . . Fuckin' shit. . . "
* Nova slowly follows everyone
* Nova the impact kinda HURT
* DeltaSuitVari continues onward - not far from here you can see what looks like a huge cannon, with two also-large-somethingorothers sitting by it
* Faust follows DeltaSuitVari
<Tarnation> The fuck is that? More cannons?
* Ell has offered healing
* Faust pulls out pieces of debris that are currently sticking out of him
* DeltaSuitVari There is also someone standing in front of the cannon - a malivari, black suit, generic shonikado-esque spikes, green circular "plastic" for seeing through
* Nova you did?
* DeltaSuitVari ... And headphones
<Leo> [He did]
* DeltaSuitVari is now known as BlackSuitVari
<BlackSuitVari> <BSV> Yes we are good at cannons
<Leo> [ooooh boy]
<BlackSuitVari> well that looked like fun
<Leo> [also what?]
<BlackSuitVari> ["What" what]
<Leo> [Don't you mean DSV?]
<Ell> 06Ooh
<Ell> 06Cool suit
<Nova> ...
* BlackSuitVari BSV is talking to the snowman
* BlackSuitVari Meanwhile
<BlackSuitVari> <DSV> Yes we are good at cannons
<Leo> [ah]
* Tarnation it's snowy here?
* Faust just sort of scratches his head
<BlackSuitVari> Well /thank/ you at least someone appreciates it
* BlackSuitVari No, no it is not
* BlackSuitVari It is snowing over with Group Beta
* BlackSuitVari However here there are what look like two giant stereo systems sitting next to the cannon
<Tarnation> . . .
<Nova> ...
* BlackSuitVari There is a bar on the top of them that resembles a sort of loading bar
<Tarnation> Who's goin'?
<Tarnation> Sure as shit ain't me.
<Tarnation> FUCK that.
<BlackSuitVari> Nobody's going
<BlackSuitVari> I've got that covered
<Tarnation> Ain't bein' shot out of another cannon.
<Faust> No one of us is going 
<Leo> [Oh so he used the power of a random ex-Forces?]
<Faust> That's what the thing said
<BlackSuitVari> No, none of you are going
<Leo> [And ours was Borealis?]
<BlackSuitVari> [Leo: Yes]
<Faust> I'm pretty sure one of us is
<BlackSuitVari> [he even had Borealis' visor]
<Leo> [Damn this group got the best one]
<BlackSuitVari> I am pretty sure /none/ of you are
<BlackSuitVari> see, that would require getting past me.
<Ell> 06You're gonna try and stop us then?
<Faust> Well /Faustmourne/ agrees with me
<Leo> [/nick Sophie ;A; ]
<Tarnation> ...
<BlackSuitVari> And you're not doing that, not by a longshot
<BlackSuitVari> [pfthah]
<Faust> So it's two to one
<Tarnation> Wait, wait, wait...
<Tarnation> Awright, shit for brains.
<Leo> [So who were the first two?]
<Tarnation> You think we can't get past you?
<BlackSuitVari> Well unfortunately given percentage that means that two out of your group of... Five? Six? Agreed with you
<BlackSuitVari> meanwhile my one out of one here trumps that
<Nova> ...
<Ell> 06I agree with Faust
<Ell> 06As do all /my/ weapons
<Faust> Lets just kick his ass 
<BlackSuitVari> well that still doesn't match my 100 agreement over here
<Ell> 06Right!
<Nova> ...
* Ell starts moving for BlackSuit
* Tarnation grins a little at Faust. "Talkin' my language."
* Faust charges BlackSuitVari
<BlackSuitVari> Right, well
* Tarnation chases after Faust
* Nova is not sure she wants to attack
* BlackSuitVari [starts the timer now. 19:17]
* BlackSuitVari steps back, getting in a fighting stance
<BlackSuitVari> When you're beaten senseless
<BlackSuitVari> remember that Proxer did it
* BlackSuitVari is now known as Proxer
* Faust BIG SWING
* Proxer Vertical or horizontal?
<Nova> ...
* Faust vertical I think horizontal would go OVER
* Tarnation sticks behind Faust, waiting for Proxer to go on the offensive.
* Proxer blasts sound out of his left hand and right foot, causing him to go into a sort of aerial-cartwheel away from Faust
* Faust hits the ground where Proxer was like a motherfucker
* Proxer lands, skidding to a quick halt, then launches a shockwave at Faust
* Ell goes past Faust, smashing at Proxer with his hammer now
* Tarnation hops in front of Faust and braces himself against the shockwave
* Faust is blasted away
* Proxer Tarnation blocks, though that's probably going to knock him into Faust somewhat anyway - or he's too late you two figure that out
* Tarnation prolly skids back a bit, bumping into Faust
<Tarnation> *bump*
<Tarnation> . . .
<Tarnation> Hey, watch your shit.
* Ell so then Tarnation and Faust are touching?
* Proxer blasts up at Ell's hammer at an odd angle to hit it on the side rather than head-on, to knock Ell off balance while taking minimal damage
* Tarnation is fully clad.
<Ell> 06whoop!
* Tarnation jacket, skimask, the works.
<Faust> Pfeh
* Proxer The loading bars on the stereos look like they might be nearing completion. Halfway? A little more than that?
<Ell> 06...oh!
* Proxer lands away from Ell, holding his head a bit
<Nova> . . .
<Proxer> >_o
<Ell> 06(It's like Taiko's)
* Tarnation runs towards Proxer, rearing back his fist.
* Faust charges at Proxer again
<Tarnation> DIPSHIT, WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' FACE
<Ell> 06(We need to be quie--oh no)
* Tarnation attempts to smash his fist into Proxer's visor.
* Ell jumps back, taking out his shield
<Faust> WATCH IT I'M DOING A THING
* Proxer hops back away from Tarnation's fist, and Faust a bit preemptively
* Proxer Loading bars look almost full.
* Proxer Oop
* Proxer Speak of the devil that's full
* Faust follows Proxer
* Proxer They suddenly begin BLASTING very loud and very obnoxious techno music
<Tarnation> !!!
<Tarnation> AH
* Proxer does not seem to be bothered and might be /charging/
* Tarnation holds his head a bit
* Ell holds his sensitive ears
<Tarnation> The FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
* Faust stumbles
* Proxer The loading bars quickly slide back to empty, and begin recharging - the music is done
* Proxer , however
<Tarnation> SOME KINDA FAGGOTFUCKIN'CUNTSUCKIN' RACKET
<Ell> 06HE GAINS POWER FROM MUSIC
* Proxer leaps at Tarnation
<Proxer> SOUND IN GENERAL TO BE TECHNICAL
<Ell> 06LOUD NOISES MAKE HIM STRONGER
<Faust> THAT
* Proxer blasts at Tarnation.
<Faust> IS STUPID
* Ell uncovers his ears
* Proxer THAT IS A LARGE BLAST
* Tarnation is too busy swearing to notice.
* Tarnation is blasted.
* Proxer GOOD THING YOU HAVE ANCHORING
* Tarnation GOOD THING INDEED
<Proxer> [19:22 for my own reference]
* Faust runs at Proxer and prepares a horizontal swing
* Tarnation fries a little.
* Tarnation oops, there goes his jacket.
<Tarnation> *sizzle*
* Proxer lands, moving so Tarnation is between him and Faust
<Ell> 06Try not to be too loud around him!
<Tarnation> . . . 
<Tarnation> YOU FUCKIN' SHIT
<Faust> OUTTA THE WAY
* Tarnation tries to punt Proxer
<Proxer> YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST
* Ell steps around Faust and Tarnation, strafing for Proxer's side
* Proxer is punted, but suddenly blasts back mid-punt right into Tarnation's chest
* Proxer might have absorbed your yells there
<Faust> GOOD HOLD HIM THERE
* Tarnation bounces back a bit, moving back a couple of steps. "HURK"
* Tarnation THIS IS NOT A GOOD MATCHUP
* Proxer bounces off Tarnation as well, stunned a bit from being a cannonball
* Ell thank goodness Nova is being quiet
<Proxer> [*Nova is already in the cannon.*]
* Ell swings his shield at Proxer
* Faust moves forward to stab at Proxer, rather than a wider swing
* Proxer is hit by the shield, away from Faust's stab
* Proxer Which might hit Ell's shield or arm or something
* Nova doesn't want to fight really, and might've just walked to the cannon if possible.
* Nova if not, watching from afar.
<Proxer> <DSV> So are you the one who's going, yellow witch?
* Proxer is NOT WATCHING the cannon
<Nova> ... Yes.
* Ell Nova's MASTER STRATEGY: let the guys fight and save the world while they're distracted
* Proxer DSV opens up a panel on the cannon
* Ell which is actually a good idea
* Proxer It reveals a seat for you to get into
* Faust it IS I'm just not a character who would do that
* Ell shields against Faust's swing, falling back
* Tarnation [Nova gets in the cannon and takes off while everyone else gets their asses kicked from screaming too much.]
<Proxer> [XD]
* Tarnation [Ell facepalms.]
<Ell> 06Okay! We could be better coordinated
* Proxer SPEAKING OF COORDINATED
* Nova gets in a seat
* Proxer Well not really ut
<Tarnation> Rrrr...
<Proxer> [*but]
<Faust> Why are you hitting him with a /shield/ 
<Proxer> *BLARING TECHNO*
<Tarnation> This is fuckin' STUPID
<Tarnation> !!
* Proxer recovers from the shield, charging
<Tarnation> AAH
* Ell holds his ears
<Ell> 06AUGH
<Tarnation> FUCKIN'SHITCOCK
* Proxer The panel shuts, the cannon rotating and aiming itself
<Proxer> YOUR SCREAMS ARE LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS
<Proxer> ON SEVERAL ACCOUNTS
<Tarnation> BUST UP THOSE FUCKIN' SPEAKERS
* Faust 's eye twitches as the music blasts
<Faust> GGGggggh
* Proxer leaps at Faust
* Tarnation goes over to the speakers and starts kicking them.
<Proxer> 'SUP, BITCH
<Tarnation> *kick kick kick*
* Proxer Tarnation actually /makes some progress/ on killing one speaker, both of them done blasting music
* Faust is wide open
* Proxer loves wide open.
* Ell hookshots Proxer from behind
<Proxer> *KHOOM*
* Tarnation tips the speaker over
* Tarnation and promptly moves over to the next one
<Tarnation> *kick kick kick*
* Proxer Tarnation tips the large speaker over, shaking the entire ground
<Tarnation> FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT
* Proxer is also hookshotted
* Ell retracts, pulling Proxer away from Faust A LITTLE LATE
* Proxer A LITTLE LATE YES
<Proxer> HEY
* Faust is STILL BLASTED YEAH
* Ell unhooks Proxer mid-retract
* Faust goes flying
* Proxer The cannon meanwhile has split open, top and bottom halves
* Nova is now in the cannon now or whatever, now what woop woop
* Ell holds out his shield and lets Proxer fly into it
* Proxer Nova is in a rocket cannon coaster designed to look like a red kitty with an "X_X" face
* Tarnation keeps kicking the other speaker.
<Tarnation> *kick kick*
* Proxer Tarnation knocks the other over.
* Nova this would be cute if it weren't so sad
* Proxer Both are now broken and I just hit a shield
<Tarnation> HAH
<Proxer> *SHIELD*
<Ell> 06*BONG*
<Proxer> *CLANG*
<Proxer> *or bong.*
<Proxer> GHCK
<Tarnation> AIN'T GOT YER FUCKIN' GAYASS TECHNO SHIT NOW BITCH
<Ell> 06Gotcha!
* Proxer The coaster track shoots up into the sky, then tilts downwards - Nova is now at the top of a very long drop
<Tarnation> FUCKIN' DUMBASSFAGGOTASSGAYASSSTUPIDASS BITCH
* Faust is still recovering from the previous blast
* Ell kicks Proxer at Tarnation
* Nova wait WHAT
<Proxer> OH SON OF A FUCK
* Proxer NOVA'S CART STARTS UP
<Tarnation> !
* Proxer ENJOY YOUR COASTER NOVAAA
* Tarnation catches Proxer by his leg
<Proxer> *ROCKETING*
* Nova this is a roller coaster-
<Nova> AEEEEEIIIIIIII
* Tarnation and promptly swings Proxer into the speaker.
<Tarnation> *SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH*
* Proxer Tarnation misses as Proxer has sound blasts for flight
* Tarnation or not
* Tarnation D:
* Proxer He beats the already broken stereo with his fist instead.
* Faust helps himself up using his sword as a crutch
<Ell> 06Faust, you okay?
<Faust> Aaaghfsdffine
* Proxer flies up, looking at Nova who is coming down the track
<Faust> Fuck him up
* Nova is on a roller coaster, as such she screams
* Proxer [19:28, for my own reference]
* Proxer begins blasting towards the track
* Tarnation grabs debris from the speaker and hurls it at Proxer
* Proxer is HIT BY THE SPEAKER
<Nova> !!
<Proxer> GADFGSDAFDGXDF
* Proxer And the speaker hits the track.
<Tarnation> YEEEEAH
<Ell> 06Uhoh
<Tarnation> FUCKIN' CUNT
* Proxer You have made a LARGE GAP in the track
<Tarnation> THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO NOW?
* Proxer YOU'VE GOT A MINUTE TO FIX THAT
<Nova> !!!
* Ell takes out a red cane, running over
<Faust> ...eeeegh
* Ell swings it at the gap in a track, forming a red block
* Nova WOO WOO
* Proxer Ell makes a block to create a makeshift complete track
* Tarnation tries to go after Proxer
* Proxer It is NOT ALL THAT GOOD but BETTER THAN NOTHING
* Proxer crawls out from under the speaker
<Proxer> NO
<Ell> 06Better than nothing!
* Faust goes over to Proxer as well
<Proxer> NO YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU ARE NOT GETTING PAST ME
* Proxer LEAPS
<Tarnation> !
* Proxer GRABS ONTO NOVA'S CART AND THEY BOTH ARE LAUNCHED OFF THE END OF THE RAMP
<Tarnation> GET THE FUCK BACK DOWN HERE
<Tarnation> . . . 
<Nova> !!!
* Proxer WOOSH MOTHER FUCKER oh god
<Tarnation> YOU FUCKIN' PUSSYYYYYYY
<Proxer> I HATE YOU
<Ell> 06Huh...
<Proxer> YOU SPECIFICALLY ACTUALLY VERY MUCH SO
* Nova tries to blast Proxer off the cart with a star
* Proxer is now on the cart with Nova, trying to crawl over to her to BITCHSLAP HER as they rocket off
* Proxer Star.
<Proxer> *zwoo*
<Ell> 06Nice shot.
<Nova> *pew*
<Tarnation> Tch
<Tarnation> Fuckin' showed that BITCH.
<Tarnation> Can't get PAST HIM?
<Tarnation> What is he, two feet tall?
<Tarnation> Tch.
<Tarnation> Fuckin' pitiful. Shit.
* Proxer falls off the cart, but doesn't seem to hit the ground - about halfway down he just begins flying off in the direction Nova is headed. No sound blasts. Sort of telekinetic-esque ragdoll
* Proxer Meanwhile
* Proxer is now known as DeltaSuitVari
<DeltaSuitVari> WELL
<DeltaSuitVari> that wasn't so bad now was it
* Nova SO ROCKETING OFF
<DeltaSuitVari> who wants to take the staircase back up
* Nova TO WHERE
<Faust> I guess?
* DeltaSuitVari TO THE FINAL BATTLE
<Faust> Man do we have to walk the whole way
* Nova AAAAAH
* DeltaSuitVari You will get there with all of the other four groups
* DeltaSuitVari Three
* DeltaSuitVari Four total.
<DeltaSuitVari> well yeah
<DeltaSuitVari> stairs were made to be walked up!
<DeltaSuitVari> or down
<DeltaSuitVari> or across
<Ell> 06I guess I could carry someone
* Nova and who are the others by chance?
<Ell> 06[Meckern, Lahrou and Rock]
* DeltaSuitVari Rock, Meckern, Lahrou.
<Nova> [Ah]
<Tarnation> ...
<DeltaSuitVari> ...
<DeltaSuitVari> so who likes techno
* Faust growls
<Tarnation> ...
<Tarnation> Fuckin' shit.
-- Log stopped at Mon Jul 19 11:12:54 2010 by DeltaSuitVari